Robbie and the Kebab - by Emily Blackledge

When we were on tour with Sativa we had a night out in Weymouth, which was a fairly drunken affair ending with a trip to a kebab house. On the way back to the tour bus with his kebab in one hand, Robbie picked a hyacinth flower that was growing in one of the flower beds. He regarded the flower for a while, then he studied his kebab. He then threw away what was left of his kebab and proceeded to eat the hyacinth as he decided that it looked much more appetising. It made him quite sick, I seem to remember.